I've Decided it's Sort of Boring When I Don't Lie...

Sorry, if you find this to be true...

Appearance

[x ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x ] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses. -20/20 vision, yay.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.- I'm afraid of suddenly losing something that makes me look like me... even if I don't love it all the time, or think I would be more attractive another way.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.--And I usually like it, if it's not coarse or startling.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.--Well, one or two. Rarely. But I have had them in my life, anyway.


Family/Home Life

[ ] I've sworn at my parents. --In front of. Mostly mildly, and rarely. Once, when I was a freshman in high school, I said "fuck" in front of my mom... which was odd because I don't even use it much now... but it was sort of embarrassing, because I hadn't meant to.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ]I have a sibling less than one year old.
[?] I want to have kids someday. -Perhaps? Probably?
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.--Always disconcerting.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll/Deans list within the last 2 years.--I guess I was in school two years ago, but we had no Dean's List.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year. --Never actually failed a class. Hooray!
[x] I've stolen something from a job --I've used the printer for my personal stuff, and probably taken pens. Oh, and some thumbtacks..
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've skipped school. --Assuming we count skipping class?


Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. --How or why would that happen? You're verbally communicating and suddenly you accidentally say "L-O-L?" It doesn't make any sense to me.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. --Nor did they ever, though I do remember getting sort of choked up by The Little Mermaid when I first saw it... I thought having to choose between the prince and her family was very poignant, I guess. Which is interesting because it's not really my favorite Disney movie.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. --Which was extremely surprising.
[x]I've had my pants rip in public --Not my pants, actually, and not rip. Which may beg the question of why I checked the box. Well, I was in Spain, Halloween 2002, outside of a little Irish pub in Seville. And (after a very eventful evening, in both good and bad ways), I stood up, and my sarong skirt fell right open. And I screamed. It was not the most pleasant thing that ever happened to me, in fact.

Health

[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. --Ok, again not really... but I was born three months early, and because of that was in the hospital for a stretch of time thereafter.
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend. --Nathaniel, in the hospital, and Maddie, my doctor's office buddy for the summer. Really, the fuck buddy part is a little more fun, but what are friends for?
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. --All four in one go.
[ ] I had a serious surgery. --Why "a" surgery? Is that right?
[x] I've had chicken pox.



Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. --Probably? As a passenger? I get very confused about mileage, to be honest..
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x ] I've been to Canada. --A mi me encanta la Canada!
[ ] I've been to Mexico. --Whoops, I guess I broke out the Spanish too soon.
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.--And I've taken a survey very like this before. Sorry.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[x] I've been to Africa....


Experiences

[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. --Oh... no, I only did the first star I see tonight thing.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.--And my uncle once gave me a meteor that fell from the sky in front of his truck! If I ever have that happen to me, I'll assume he sent it. :)
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. --Well, at school or downstairs to the laundry..
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. --Not much with the kicking.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping. --At Bryn Mawr, of course... but also in the ocean.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.--Been involved in, if not directly decided to play.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing-- Cross-country only.
[x] I've been in a play. --I hate them, though.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.--By accident.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. --Thomas Roof, Pem East Roof, Rock.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.


Relationships

[x] I miss someone right now. --Probably you. :)
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. --I don't know if this is true. Let's say I've not told someone I loved them when I really wanted to, because it felt too strong to say casually.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship. --I wish I could find the love poem my secret admirer wrote me in 6th grade. I tried to keep it.

Sexuality

[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. --Minor, but yes.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger. --People count as strangers when you're meeting them for the first time, right?
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't --I don't know if I've made a lot of promises to other people about what I wouldn't do...
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world -- Sounds way more dramatic than I think it merits. I just mean there are some things I haven't explicitly told anyone... at least I think there are.
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test. --There were times when I would look at other people's answers out of sheer itching curiosity and frustration, and then have to decide whether or not I would have been able to figure it out on my own... but I didn't deliberately cheat.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime. --I feel the survey liar in me coming on.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've shoplifted -Sometimes I'm surprisingly kleptomaniacal.


Drugs/Alcohol

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. --To what end?
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous. --As part of dental surgery.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. --Um...not to the point of drugging myself, though...this is a weird one.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. --Usually not for very long, though.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose. --Mildly (digging my nails in, etc.), but I have.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm. --Some of this stuff seems a little creepy to check off and go on.
[ ] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide

[x] I'm afraid of dying. --Truly, I thought everyone was. But apparently I was wrong.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. --No, but I do like to imagine all the things people would say about me at my funeral... I always wonder if anyone would surprise me.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. --No, just Father Stan, charasmatic priest rapper extraordinaire (yeah, really) ;) Though I have to admit I have a love-hate relationship with Eminem. In a very casual way, since I own none of his music.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. -- I can get a little preoccupied by my own mild interest/ sometime animosity toward it.
[ ] I own a designer purse, costing over $100 --If I ever pay over $100 for a purse, give me a reality check please.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic. --Sexy red vinyl dress!
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Political/Social Attitudes

[ ] In general, I don't like people.
[x] I'm a feminist.
[x] I'm outgoing. --Very variable, actually. But I can be.
[x] I listen to political music. --Assuming I'm interpreting this correctly...
[x] I'm Democratic. --Yes, I take a careful poll of my people before proceeding with any action.
[ ] I'm Republican.
[x] I'm liberal.
[x] I'm religious. --In fact, I was told in a poll that I'm a liberal Catholic, so one could say I'm liberally religious, or religiously liberal, were it not for the fact that neither of those words have the same meaning as adverbs. Oh well.
[x] I dress fairly modestly.
[ ] My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."


Random

[x] I can sing well. --I need a choir, too.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.--In the right circumstances, I guess.
[x] I watch/read the news. --In the right circumstances, I guess.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. --More generally, inane lyrics. Most of the time.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower. --A veces.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well. --Haven't really baked anything myself from scratch. But I like to think I cook well,
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue --Random selection. In fact, it's red.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. --Fairly neutral there.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun. --Sometimes I have fantasies where I'm being attacked, and I get the gun away from my attacker, and then I have to bluff through the fact that I don't know how to shoot a gun at all.
[ ] I am in love with love. --What does this mean? In any case I'm apparently a bit cynical about love, in the context of me. Perhaps that will change.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. --To what end?
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts. --I am neither convinced for nor against.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. --I used to be, at school. And in some ways I miss it, but in other ways I'm glad to not be.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. --Is that possible? How?
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. --Sort of, more than really.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails. -Tried once. It was boring.
[ ] I play video games. --Very bad at this. Though I remember it being a source of amusement/bonding with a son of one of my mom's friends who tried to teach me.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces. --Fairly.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names --Less so.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. --Not no idea, just not a complete idea.
[x] My answers are totally honest --I think so... sorry if that made it dull. ;)