Showing posts with label dangerous invaders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dangerous invaders. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

'Ware the Bovine Intruders!

Cow Dodger
You scored 100 Cow Dodger!

Congratulations. You dodged the cow. However the fight will continue
between man & cow. Never let your guard down and never let youself
be taking in by their devilishly striking good looks.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 75% on Cow Dodger
Link: The Rampaging Cow Test written by Dirty_Hamster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

ALERT! Important Info for my Faithful Readers! ALERT!

There is a COW in my blog. It has left several comments, some more disturbing than others, and even implied that it was responsible for the disappearance of my keys. As I have since found them without complying with the animal's instructions, I am left to deduce that there are also forces working on my side. However, the sudden appearance of the cow is extraordinarily disturbing. I wanted to alert you all to this development, so that as you wander the metaphorical halls of my ramblings, you do NOT stumble onto the cow unawares. If you do, remember to treat it carefully and with respect... do not turn your back! It may be armed. Make every effort not to provoke a confrontation. I will try to post a regular update later, but I felt this information was too important to wait.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Excellent Good

You have a 86% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack





You have a very good chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are very smart and know how to survive in the wild. You would be first in line if there was ever a real Jurassic Park.


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