Dear Professor,
I regret to inform you that I cannot write my midterm because there are people to talk to online, and they say such things as this:
tinica: I'm probably disturbing the whole neighborhood of trash-taking-out students
tinica: Oh yes. That is how I arrived at this all-night exam-fest. Through stalwart discipline.
avalon2004: bounce, bounce, everybody bounce...
kkaczmawr: *revels in many hugs*
charlotteroserl: They should send that out in the Move On emails: Don't lure your lover out of traveling distance of their polling place the night before the election.
I am sure you will understand and agree that such quality interactions have priority over your exam. Thank you for your time, and of course I will be happy to include you in such witty and fascinating exchanges if you will contact me online.
Your semi-obediant student,
Becky
Monday, November 06, 2006
Why I Cannot Write My Midterm
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bouncy penguin,
hugs,
papers,
procrastination,
seduction,
stalwart discipline
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